Your Broken Magazine Weekly Pool Horoscope


			For the Month starting Feb , 2005

			Here they are, the only place on the internet to get your monthly pool horoscopes. Will you find that secret kidney or be busted by the man? With the aid of Psychic Jade you will have a faint look into the Death box. -NG


	Aries - (Mar. 21-April 20) -It is the time of the year to acid wash the pool and get ready for summer. Be on the lookout for the pool workers trucks that will be parked out front of the sickest amoeba you have ever ridden. Tecate and mota are your keys of entry. Your day with the most pooltential will be Sunday.
	Taurus - (Apr.21-May 21) -Your quick, smart, and prepared for the mission of a lifetime. You have buckets, towels, brooms, shovels and the speed to barge the lot with out being seen. Once your in you cant leave until your done, so don't forget to bring water to drink. Your day with the most pooltential will be Friday.
	Gemini - (May 22-June 21) - Better check your local realty web sites for some new potential discoveries. The 3-d virtual backyard tours are key to checking not only the pool, but the escape routes too. Your day with the most pooltential will be Sunday.
	Cancer - (June 22-July 22) -Holy crap, that frog is bigger than the drain. Be careful moving him or the old lady next door might be upset your messing with her buddy. Your day with the most pooltential this week will be Saturday.
	Leo - (July 23 - Aug 22) -Ever thought you would find a pool that seemed empty, but as you walk up you realize the owner uses it for turtles. Better be prepared for anything this week. Your day with the most pooltential will be Monday.
	Virgo - (Aug. 23 - Sept. 23) - Not that I would suggest it, but if you smoke cigs, maybe flick a few out in the brush on your way home today. Your day with the most pooltential this week is Saturday.
	Libra - (Sept. 24 - Oct.23) -A suit and tie will definitely give the surprise of attack to gain entry into your new permission hole. Your day of most pooltential this week will be Friday.
	Scorpio - (Oct.24 - Nov.22) -"hello there mam, I am a certified agua structure integrity specialist. Our records indicate we need to drain and inspect your kidney bean shaped aqua structure for safety reasons." Your day of most pooltential will be Sunday.
	Sagittarius - (Nov.23 - Dec.21) -Try to avoid lighting the house on fire and the pool may stay a go for a bit longer than you would expect. Your day of most pooltential will be friday.
	Capricorn (Dec.22- Jan.20) -I think a romantic hot air balloon trip with your special lady will not only yield the new local hot spots, but a better relationship also. Keep your eyes open. Your day of most pooltential this week is wednesday.
	Aquarius (Jan.21 - Feb. 19) -Grab some shovels and well head to clinton keith. Your day of most pooltential will be saturday.
	Pisces (Feb.20 - Mar.20) - Don't forget your screw driver, you'll be sad if you can't score that ultra sick medallion this time. .Your day of most pooltential will be Sunday.